l'm coming, Elizabeth! - Hello, Harold. Look, she's not seeing any clients today, OK? Oh... Come on in, Your Majesty. Wow! l don't want to lose our daughter again, Harold. l see London! – popular memes on the site ifunny.co Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. FANDOM. Purty! Come on, little kitty. You force me to do something l really don't want to do. With whom? - The ogre, that's what! He's a little slow this morning. He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! Vote on this Shrek poll: Is Shrek awesome? And right behind them, Tom Thumb and Thumbelina! Oh... No! ls that you? Prime entdecken Spielzeug Los Suche DE Hallo! Don't mind if l do, Lillian. We've got jackets. Oh... My head... - Here, l fetched a pail of water. - We warned you! - Driver, stop! Lol, shriek is love, shriek is life. - Honeymoon? Now! Honestly, Lillian, l don't think it matters. She's into new sensations New kicks in the candlelight She's got a new addiction For every day and night She'll make you take your clothes off And go dancing in the rain She'll make you live her crazy life But she'll take away your pain Like a bullet to your brain Upside inside out Living la vida loca Hey gorgeous! - I feel a premonition That girl's gonna make me fall Here we go! Maximum strength. Shrek - Der tollkühne Held ein Film von Andrew Adamson und Vicky Jenson, stimmen: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy. l should lighten up? We're lost. - Finally! Ahh! What? l guess not. Sorry. Well, they might be a bit surprised. Senor? - Fine. Will you honor me with a dance? Thanks for waiting. l'm looking for the Ugly Stepsister. What do you want me to tell these other guys? Drop that jug o' voodoo and let's get out of here. My donkey senses are tingling all over. Shrek, no! Thanks, compadre. What? Hi. While they’re not looking we can make a run for it. l'll be your true love! Puss! Sure. l mean, how charming can l be when l have to pretend l'm that dreadful ogre? Shrek loves me for who l am. l got to get a job. - Because if you kiss me now... we can stay like this. - Shrek? Oh, great. Move 'em on! You know, after your little spat last night. No! No handsome. Well, this is it. - l don't have anything to rub. lf there'll be any animal testing, l'll do it. Oh, come on! l'll kill that cat! Try to at least pretend you're interested in your daughter's wedding ball. Can we get on with this? Finally! - Dad. - Not bad. - Donkey? Boss! l know it would mean the world to Fiona. Look, guys. Nip and tuck, here and there to land that prince with the perfect hair Lipstick liners, shadows blush To get that prince with the sexy tush Lucky day, hunk buffet You and your prince take a roll in the hay You can spoon on the moon With the prince to the tune Don't be drab, you'll be fab Your prince will have rock-hard abs Cheese souffl, Valentine's Day Have some chicken fricassee! - Shush, shush. We're accidentally in love Accidentally in love Accidentally in love Accidentally in love Accidentally in love Accidentally in love Accidentally in love Accidentally I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love I'm in love, I'm in love Accidentally in love I'm in love I'm in love lt's so good to be home! The best GIFs are on GIPHY. - No, of course it's not, dear. Aye, day care or dragon-guarded castle. That's right! That Shrek is a rascally devil. Tell the truth. Ha! Look at him. Thick, wavy locks? Fiona? Move 'em on! Oh, boy. Ow! Queen Lillian: Harold, we have to be… Shrek: Quick! To the castle! Look, ladies, l already have a true love. Shrek A udition Monologues Shrek: Once upon a time there was a little ogre named Shrek, who lived with his parents in a bog by a tree. [purrs] For you, baby… I could be. Now l need their blessing? - l know! Sure. Donkeys don't purr. Thanks, but we've got all the happiness we need. He's down on Drury Lane. That's some quality potion. Uh-oh. Shrek is the one who rescued me. By using Fanpop, you agree to our use of cookies. - She's on her honeymoon. She is not in. Don't you want to see your wife? ''You are hereby summoned to the Kingdom of Far, Far Away ''for a royal ball in celebration of your marriage ''at which time the King ''will bestow his royal blessing... upon you and your...'' uh... ''Prince Charming. Darling, l'm just thinking about what's best for you. Who is this? Don't you want to see your wife? You're supposed to say l have the right to remain silent. - Hold on, Shrek! Let's see. What you lack is the capacity. - That's me: the noble steed. Dad, have you seen Shrek? They bore me to tears. And don't worry. Don't worry! To both of you. - Princess! Shop Shrek 2: Handsome Shrek Figure. What is a pinata, anyway? He sounds dreamy. What's happening, everybody? We've got to stop that kiss! Change? Get us out of here! You have the right to remain silent. No, really? l was so hoping you'd approve. Excellent! Get it off! Aahh! After you, Mongo. Thanks. Happy now? l would think you'd be happy for me. - Mother! l look any different? - lt's a cat, Donkey. Did someone let the cat out of the bag? ls that glitter on your lips? l hate these ball shows. You do now. She loves that pretty boy, Prince Charming. - l got it covered. Are you kidding? Shrek? Darling? Aww... On guard! Hello, handsome. Aye, Fiona. And throughout the land, everyone was happy... until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. A handsome prince. Yes, yes. Honestly. ls he really that good-looking? - Donkey, where is Shrek? lt wasn't my fault. Mother? Come on! The Fairy Godmother. Donkey, where is Shrek? Listen. Oh, no. Oh. - Yes! Look who's telling who to lighten up! He's the ogre. l'm going. And, oh my, the outfits look gorgeous! You'd be surprised how much l changed for your mother. Rawhide! She's finally found the prince of her dreams. You capitalist pig dogs! ‘Hello I’d Like To Report A Poster Theft’: People Showcase 30 Movie Posters That Are Suspiciously Similar . Fairy Godmother. Gingy! Oh! Uhh! - What should l say? You still look like a noble steed to me. Or maybe Fiona and l were never meant to be. Say it! - Don't you, honey? Shh... Oh... Oh, no. Fiona: Shrek, stop it! - Can l help you, Your Majesty? - What? They're both festive, aren't they? My one chance to fix things up with Fiona's dad and l end up lost in the woods with you! Rawhide! Hey. TGlF, eh, buddy? ls that what you want? Pinocchio! Ah, yes. Well, it's not like l wouldn't change if l could. You're more that man today than you ever were... warts and all. - This is it. l don't think they can hear us, pigeon. Puss and Donkey, y'all... She's into superstitions Black cats and voodoo dolls - Sing it, Puss! Not only for your daughter... but for your Kingdom. Well, well, well, Donkey. Already taken my pills, and they tend to make me a bit drowsy. - Tonight on ''Knights''... - Now here's a good show! What choice do l have? Oh, stop being such a drama king. - That's it! You are a lot easier on the eyes. And she'll never forgive you if you don't. Naughty! Look at the pony! Think about that. Shrek? - Are we there yet? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Shrek? Shrek! Hey, man, this don't feel right. - Oh, finally! - Look, l'm sorry... No, that's all right. Oh! - Well, one of these has got to help. - Like an ogre! AND if you read into the Shrek 2 subtext closely, you’ll see that they hinted to Prince Charming’s lust for incest. Go! l thought l might find you here. l knew this would happen. My favorite. Your fallen tears have called to me So, here comes my sweet remedy I know what every princess needs For her to live life happily... Oh, my dear. l can't. - l know! Aw, man, where do l begin? And l'm going to set things right. - Umm... no. There you are, dear. Go! Oh... And take it from me, Boss. Ah-ha-ha! Decaf. They locked you in a tower. Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search Sign In Don't have an account? This comes with the Medieval Meal. Whah! - Do you still know the Muffin Man? l see France! May all your endings be happy and... Well, you know the rest! That's real smooth, Shrek. Tell a lie! Uh, yeah they’re both handsome and royal pieces of shit. And now she can be. You wouldn't understand. No! They don't even have dental. Fiona! Why is it always midnight? All right! Today, l repay my debt. We came. That's what l like to hear. What happened to your voice? - Hey, you! Try ''handsome.'' He can never get to the back. Let's not be rash, darling. Mongo! l can count. That's the best friend's job. - Harold! Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing! Who's this? Donkey! Ha-ha! Hey, buddy, let me clue you in. Let's back away slowly. Midnight? Mom and Dad? May l take your order? lt's for the best. l guess... Me and Pinocchio was going to catch a tournament, anyway, so... Maybe l'll see y'all Sunday for a barbecue or something. - Come on, Donkey. We followed the King's instructions exactly. Come here. Fiona! l need you to cry! Hey, baby! Aim! - Brace yourselves! Shrek? - That's not funny. ''Warning: Side effects may include burning, itching, oozing, weeping. The whole Kingdom's turned out to celebrate your marriage. - Aw, come on, Donkey. What do you call this dish? - Princess! And l can take it away just as easily. Shrek? You are told correct. Your husband? l'm going to go out and find him. Shrek! Late at night I toss and I turn And I dream of what I need Hit it! lt was a mistake to bring Shrek here. All time favourite of mine is System Shock, the 1st one japanese release box art particularly. - The bush shaped like Shirley Bassey! - Princess! Living la vida loca - Say it one more time now! - Yes, roomie? Dad! Be sure and use small words, dear. A sporty carriage to ride in style, Sexy man boy chauffeur, Kyle Banish your blemishes, tooth decay, Cellulite thighs will fade away And oh, what the hey! What's the problem? Oh, about five minutes ago, actually. Handsome Shrek. The rich King? Well, find a way to entertain yourself. - We passed that three times already! Oh, you mean like... sorting the mail and watering the plants? Shrek and l took some magic potion. Wait, wait, wait! Fine! - Are you? That's where we're going. And if you think that l'll be smearing Vapor Rub over your chest, think again! Shrek? Not that there's anything wrong with that. Oh, great. You couldn't just go back to your swamp and leave well enough alone. You little, hairy, litter-licking sack of... What? You better get in. We got a white bronco heading east into the forest. Perhaps it's best if we just call the whole thing off, okay? - l had the hardest time finding this place. Yee-haw! lt is me. And it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated comedy film directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury and Conrad Vernon. lsn't it all wonderful! - Well, he's not a guy, per se. Come on, guys. Just the old crusade wound playing up a bit! Do you think it might be nice if somebody asked me what l wanted? We'll just have to come up with something smarter. What the heck are the crumbs for? ''lf one of you drinks this, you both will be fine. Handsome-Shrek 0 points 1 point 2 points 5 months ago * Zaklete rewiry ... Hello! Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Yes, he is a bit different, but people change for the ones they love. Alone! There it is, Mongo! - Pigs und blanket! What should we do with him? lt's alive! Zum Hauptinhalt wechseln. - Donkey? - Quit messing around! l'd hoped you'd never see me like this. Harold? Great soup, Mrs Q. Mmm! Well, l guess l gave her the wrong tea. - ...cantankerous, foul, angry ogre you always been. - Harold... Donkey! - Toad Stool Softener? l was, but l can't let them do this to Fiona. No! Fine. - l know. Well, it seems that Fiona's not exactly happy. - Not bad at all. All right, look, lady! Oh, yeah, that. Oh! - Hi-ya! - Fiona! Mama's working. No, no. Pinocchio! Look out! Come here, little kitty. So l see. He will rue the very day he stole my kingdom from me! Have a ''happy ever after. '' Tell Princess Fiona her husband, Sir Shrek, is here to see her. You can't lock us up like this! Not me. What do you mean, ''not on the list''? Uh... why don't you guys go ahead? Come on, join us. lt's been years. Go! Your left! What did you say? So, Fiona, tell us about where you live. l should've stayed. Here comes the new me. Add new page. Is it on? Charming. They'll love you, too. lt's great, OK? Fiona? Get it off! Will l ever play the violin again? - Say what? lf you should ever need me... happiness... is just a teardrop away. Everything’s gonna be… King Harold: A disaster! Things seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you. - Believe me, Harold. Mom. With whom? ''l'm an ogre!'' Sharpen their pitchforks? Stop it. Take off the powdered wig and step away from your drawers. - Ow! She's a princess, and you're an ogre. Er... okay. Gee, thanks. To be this way forever? You got a puppy? That would be the dog's breakfast, Your Majesty. All right, all right, l get it. l know! So, what's new? The position of annoying talking animal has already been taken. Bandits! Fear me, if you dare! l thought l'd move in with you. - Mommy? What potion? Look who's coming around! Everyone says I'm getting down too low Everyone says you've just gotta let it go You just gotta let it go I need some sleep Time to put the old horse down I'm in too deep And the wheels keep spinning round Everyone says you've just gotta let it go Everyone says you've just gotta let it go Dear Knight, I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude. This is taking forever, Shrek. Don't you remember when we were young? Shrek? That's a really big problem. Fiona? Gingy! That potion worked on you, too? Waiter! Shrek, what are you doing? But look at me. - What? How do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band? - l'm sorry, too. - What? Amazon.com: Shrek 2: Handsome Shrek Figure: Toys & Games ... Hello Select your address Best Sellers Customer Service New Releases Today's Deals AmazonBasics Whole Foods Gift Cards Free Shipping Registry Sell Coupons #FoundItOnAmazon Shopper Toolkit Find a Gift Disability Customer Support. Whoa, what happened here? Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me We are definitely not in the swamp anymore. Oh, thank heavens. - Princess! Er ist ein Oger. What you talking about? l never should have rescued her from that tower in the first place. Donkey, keep watch. Get in line. Call me Dad. Are you from Europe? l need to do Charming's hair before the ball. Well, l guess there is one thing. You want to dance, pretty boy? - Yeah. Look at him! l must hold on before l, too, go totally mad. He went inside looking for you. He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her... What? - Um... Who are you? Shrek? l will smite him where he stands! - l most certainly am not! Right. ''Happiness.'' No! l'd like to dedicate this song to... Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek. Don't worry. How do you feel? No, no. They're briefs! l'll watch that wicked witch come and whammy a world of hurt up your backside. Make 'em tea! Uno, dos, quatro, hit it! Aaah! - Shrek? Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy! l'm not going. Who dares enter my room? You were the one who said not to stop for directions. Cherry flavored. Two Renaissance Wraps, no mayo... chili rings... - l'll have the Medieval Meal. Shrek, this is a bad idea. Mrs. Fiona Charming. That's my girl. After l endured blistering winds, scorching desert... l climbed to the highest room in the tallest tower... Mommy can handle this. Oh, sorry! We don't even have dental. - Ha! - Get it off! Get your... Look at the time. Oh, OK. All right, cool. l was actually hoping you might join me for a morning hunt. Oh! Discover (and save!) Pretty pony. Oh! First things first. Exquisite. Donkey! Here’s our chance. Enough, Reggie. The potion changed a lot of things, Fiona. l won't do it. Handsome Shrek. You could at least give them a chance. - Yes. - l'm gonna just stop talking. On my honor, l am obliged to accompany you until l have saved your life as you have spared me mine. Donkey? - You're tense. Pardon me, would you mind letting me go? ls it? Oh, shoot! They locked you in a tower. Swimming pools! 24. - We didn't like you, anyway. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. They just want to give you their blessing. Nip and tuck, here and there To land that prince with the perfect hair Stop! Why the long face? lt was all just a stupid mistake. l think, Harold, you're taking this a little too personally. Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=shrek-2. We'll be back to pick you up later! Oh, yeah Turn and face the strange Ch-Ch-Changes Don't wanna be a richer one Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes Turn and face the strange Ch-Ch-Changes Just gonna have to be a different man Time may change me But I can't trace time Halt! Don't go projecting on me. your own Pins on Pinterest How do we know there will even be a ball? No, to your left. The whole premise of the film tackles people's fixation with an outward appearance rather than who a person is on the inside. - What kind? Lots and lots of flour. And my father lives off the garbage! l was hoping you'd let me apologize for my despicable behavior earlier. Details First Seen 4 years ago Last Seen 2 months ago Current Server(s) Not online. Woo! We'll never get in. 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